like i got 3 strikes
marta. 22. latvia. ENFP. (she/her)
I need you to free me, it's a prison inside my mind
Break me, taste me
Roll me up like the northern lights
Can you hold me down for one night, like I got three strikes?
probably thinking about harry styles

iwentfororiginality:

pezzles17:

1ddenisels:

twerk-it-larry:

elainarrose:

twerk-it-larry:

One Direction is so messy though like Liam’s ex Danielle Peazer lives with Jade from Little Mix - the girlband which Zayn’s ex fiancé Perrie is in. And oh by the way Danielle was also friends with Eleanor (Louis’ ‘ex’) until Eleanor became friend with Sophia (Liam’s more recent ex) but get this, both Eleanor and Sophia are friends with Caroline Flack (Harry’s alleged ex) and they’re all still friends with Lou (the boys’ stylist) and Lottie (Louis’ sister) Oh and let’s not forget the time El and Sophia posted a snapchat video of them jamming to Zolo Zayn’s “Pillowtalk” to be a lil salty and then when Louis and Perrie were platonically spotted together and the world broke in two.

calm down. how’s being friends with ppl a mess? quit bein so nosy.

Calm down One Direction is a manufactured drama-fueled money machine. My being nosy is me doing their jobs for them. It’s like philanthropy.

And we aren’t even talking about the America side of stuff. Where Kendall dated Harry and Taylor dated Harry and Cara Delevigne dated Harry and the 3 of them are friends and are friends with Gigi, who dates Zayn, who had a fight with Calvin Harris, Taylor’s boyfriend. Gigi, that hooked up with Nick Jonas before dating his brother Joe Jonas, who dated Gigi’s best friend Blanda for two years. Gigi, who’s friends with Selena Gomez, who talks about dating Zayn in every interview she has. Selena, who dated Niall, Zayn’s “former friend/bandmate”. Niall, who’s friends with Justin Bieber, Selena’s ex. Cody Simpson, who’s friends with Kendall, Gigi’s best friend. Also Niall, who dated Barbara Palvin, who dated Justin Bieber. Niall, who dated Ellie Goulding. Ellie, who’s Dougie’s and Ed Sheeran’s ex. Dougie and Ed Sheeran who are Niall’s friends. And i’m sure i’m still forgetting people. And by all those people really dating, i’m being sarcastic. (via myuselessknowledge)

holy shit!… its like a small town dating pool
everybody dated everybody
everybody is everybody’s ex.. holy crapola!

it’s like gossip girl in even more fake and boring, but everybody still watches it because you’re waiting for the power couple to finally be happy together (that power couple is Chair, end of discussion) 


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